Ally in a Box

Posts : 98 Join date : 2009-08-17 Age : 35

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ALLY IN A BOX!

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Your opponents won't know what hit them when you use Loli in a Box! The drop-dead cute, chibi Loli is certain to ward off intruders, debt collectors, repo men, the IRS, and more!

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Subject: Re: Ally in a Box Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:40 pm

Although there's probably one thing "Loli in a Box" can't ward off. Eww....

Anyways, interesting cards/combo. It seems as though "Loli in a Box" would be a dead draw if you didn't have "Ally in a Box" at the time. Oh, and I was expecting Ally of Justice support when I saw the title. What a mislead...

Subject: Wait whut? "Loli" in a box...? Oh my go- Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:39 pm

"Ally in a Box" I definitly approve of. Though I should recommend a level limit, because a player can just swoop a high level high attack monster from their hand. Also I appreciate the card art. Dashing, just dashing.

"Loli in a box" I have mixed feelings about this. First of all is his name, I do know you can't speak a word Negre (a language in my home country Suriname created by the then slaves); Loli in Negre means p***s.
Now, "P***s in a Box" is really a card that makes me shiffer.

Effect isnt that great either - ignoring the name now - since it dependable of "Ally in a Box" and therefore most times just a dead draw. Also, you might not even want to use it, dependable of the monster summoned by "Ally in a Box".
Plus point of this card is its art. It gets a 10 stars out of 10 just because it does not consist of a p***s in a box.

If this thread is a parody of Konami and their "promo" cards, then well done. Konami often releases cards that are either overly broken or overly unusable. Good work Mr Blade.

~Zerachiel van Mark~

EDIT: yeah it seems like Ryu hasnt programmed a block or something. But with all seriousness, we are all adults over here, (okay I know we arent) but that word is a name for a part of a man's anatomy. It's not used as a swear word or something. Nonetheless I'll wont take changes and edit it a little bit.
There, I think its enough.

Subject: Re: Ally in a Box Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:49 pm

Wow, even that caught me off guard! What an unusual tidbit Zera. We may want to edit its definition before RyuKuze finds out. It might be one of those things that breaks the rules he set.

Yeah, I know we're all essentially adults here, but we don't want to go breaking his rules and end up getting kicked off for a silly mistake. :/

Posts : 98 Join date : 2009-08-17 Age : 35

Apparently there's not many here familiar with anime-related jokes, otherwise you would immediately get the joke as soon as you read the word "Loli" and saw the picture of a drop-dead cute girl.

I think I'll delete this later since nobody gets it, haha. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

Subject: Re: Ally in a Box Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:03 pm

Oh Shadowblade, you and your silliness! Messing around with peoples' heads through your jokes and such. And yeah, I know about Lolicon/Lolita/whatever you want to call it from anime, that's why I made that statement earlier about something she wouldn't be able to ward off. Ahem, but let's keep on track.

Subject: Re: Ally in a Box Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:08 pm

ShadowBlade wrote:: Apparently there's not many here familiar with anime-related jokes, otherwise you would immediately get the joke as soon as you read the word "Loli" and saw the picture of a drop-dead cute girl.

I think I'll delete this later since nobody gets it, haha. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

Nah dont delete this, its just too funny.

Also, Loli for lolita? Im sorry but the name how it is presented currently kinda freaked me out.
I do like the gothic lolita style though. :]

Subject: Re: Ally in a Box Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:24 pm

Zerachiel van Mark wrote:: Im sorry but the name how it is presented currently kinda freaked me out.

If you were to go by your definition, you'd end up with something like this (don't worry, it's nothing bad, just funny): **** in a Box

Subject: Re: Ally in a Box Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:33 pm

Oh my......... well that is a suprise. But now I caught d**kinaboxafobia, the fear of seeing you-know-what in a box.

Subject: Re: Ally in a Box Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:35 pm

Zerachiel van Mark wrote:: EDIT: yeah it seems like Ryu hasnt programmed a block or something. But with all seriousness, we are all adults over here, (okay I know we arent) but that word is a name for a part of a man's anatomy. It's not used as a swear word or something. Nonetheless I'll wont take changes and edit it a little bit.
There, I think its enough.

I can block certain words. Just hand me a list of them via PM. (That and I've been lazy to do some of it and I had "gay" said a few times in my rant.)

Subject: Re: Ally in a Box Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:39 pm

We dont have so many people over here yet, so I dont think its needed now. More publicity I suggest? Maybe Mr Blade can give out free cards to who ever registers into this site during this week.

Subject: Re: Ally in a Box Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:39 pm

Zerachiel van Mark wrote:: We dont have so many people over here yet, so I dont think its needed now. More publicity I suggest? Maybe Mr Blade can give out free cards to who ever registers into this site during this week.

Hence, why I was lazy. (I already know how to do it, just didn't figure to have some words blocked yet.)